This Post is About Chickens
And if you say it isn't, then you're a racist
Then
Hens and Cocks were Chickens
Hens produced Eggs
Cocks warned of Danger
Chickens lived in a coop
Chickens produced Chicks
Chicks become Hens and Cocks
Foxes ate Eggs
Foxes ate chickens
Foxes produced Shit
Foxes lived outside the coop
The Man ate Eggs
The Man ate Chickens
The Man produced Rules
The Man lived in a grace and favour fucking mansion
But
The Man changed the Rules
He took more Eggs
He said this would stimulate growth
Chickens produced Eggs & Chicks
But The Man said there were not enough Chickens
So he put Foxes into the coop insisting this would make them chickens
Then
The Chicken-Foxes ate the Chickens
The Chicken-Foxes ate the Eggs
The Chicken-Foxes ate the Chicks
The Chicken-Foxes produced Shit
All the Chickens were frightened and produced less Eggs and less Chicks
The Man changed the Rules
He took even more Eggs
He said this would stimulate growth
The coop is full of Shit
No one is producing Eggs
The Chickens are frightened
The Chicks are frightened
The Chicken-Fox leader says this is all Part and Parcel of living in a modern coop
So
The Man changes the Rules again
Cocks can now be Hens
Hens can now be Cocks
Cock-hens don’t produce Eggs or Chicks
Hen-Cocks don’t warn of Danger
No one can define either because the term Hen is a social construct
Now
The Man takes all the Eggs
Chicken-Foxes pretend to be Chickens but only produce Shit
Hen-Cocks and Cock-Hens don’t produce Eggs or Chicks
Everything smells of Shit
Everyone blames the Cock for not warning of Danger
No one warns of Danger, because no one wants to be a cock